Sunny Days in Heaven
Spiritual/Political/Philosophical Blog on the Nature of Truth and Falsehood and Heaven

Thursday, February 26, 2004  

Coming to a courthouse near you

"Okay, guys, here's the plan. Just so the Feds can't get us to rat on each other, this is what we do. Joe, you go down to the courthouse and get a certificate to marry Bill. Bill, you go down and get one to marry Jim. Jim, you go down and get one to marry me, and I'll go down and get one to marry Joe. That way, ya see, we're all married to each other, so that if the Feds and cops try to get us to testify, well, we scream bloody murder about discrimination against same sex quadruples. Got it?"

posted by Mark Butterworth | 11:11 AM |